I never write anything long anymore.

I’ve been concentrating on writing shorter and shorter jokes for so long, I think I’m losing my ability to write longer pieces including blog entries. Between tweets and facebook statuses I’ve slowly self-edited myself down to writing micro quotes devoid of all sense of humanity. Well, this is where I’ll change all of that.

I’m going to start posting some creative writing pieces like short scripts and rewritten stand up bits. Yeah, I know this one isn’t funny.